Funny Videos

Here are some videos that are pretty funny. If people hurting themselves accidentally doesn't make you chuckle, then this may not be for you. Otherwise click away and enjoy.

Grape Fall

Rope Swing

High Jump Trampoline

Pillow Fight

Mailbox

Ok so I've run out of Laws to put up, so I'm going to emails. If you find something cool email it over, I'll throw it up on Thursdays.

10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.

2. Jesus was not white.

3. Rap music is here to stay.

4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.

5. Skinny does not equal sexy.

6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.

7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.

8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.

9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in
line.

10. Having your children curse you out in public is
not normal.


10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Hickey's are not attractive.

2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.

3. Jesus is not a name for your son.

4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.

5. Maria is a name, but not for every daughter.

6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.

7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.

8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.

9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.

10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.


10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. O.J. did it.

2. Tupac is dead.

3. Teeth should not be decorated.

4. Weddings should start on time.

5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.

6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.

7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.

8. Church does not require expensive clothes.

9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.

10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth
more than your car.

Sent By: Matt


FROM THE OFFICIAL BOOK OF FACTS:

-A mother-in-law lasts longer if refrigerated

-A bureaucrat can sleep undetected at his desk for four years. Five years if he removes his shoes.

-There are 293 ways to change a fifty. Your average lapdancer knows them all.

Sent By: Rich

The Column

**Happenings** The July Fourth festivities brought the Guru out for a brief but eventful few moments. Our spy picked him up leaving his humble abode in the shire. They reported that he seemed to be running an errand or two, and then looked as though he was headed back home. First stop was Dag’s for a 12 pack of brew skis, and then to Memphis Trio Pizza to pick up some eats. Our spy sensed that the Guru was planning a little evening with the Centurion, and maybe some Macy’s fireworks via Channel 4.

While on his way back, our spy reports, he ran into some kids who looked like they were planning something mischievous. SP reflecting on his past days as a troublesome youth knew exactly what they were up to, and approached the young lads.

He walked right up to them, put down the pizza and beer, and asked them what they had. At first the youths quickly hide their stash, but SP assured them that he wasn’t there to bust them, but to part-take in what he believed they were about to do. After his pseudo-adult stance wore off the guys pulled a stash of fireworks out that warmed SPs soul. The look in his eyes said it all, “It’s been so long.”

The kids had all his favorites, bottle rockets, m-80’s, roman candles, and two 1000 shot Saturn rocket blocks. SP immediately opened one of his Budweiser longneck bottles, drained it, and put in one of the bottle rockets. By now the kids realized this was no average adult, but an adult going through a youth flashback. This kind of scared the boys. Watching a late twentysomething drop what he was doing, drain a beer, setup a bottle rocket, and have a lighter at the ready, in all of 2 minutes was something they had never seen before, or even heard of.

The words “watch out” rang from SPs mouth, and before the lads could take a step back the first rocket as screaming over the Hudson River. The smell of sulfur brought SP right back to middle school, and it felt good. He reloaded the bottle a few more times with military precision, and the kids were impressed.

While switching over to a Roman candle, SP grabbed a 100-count strip of thunder bombs, lit them, and tossed them down the street. They sound rumbled throughout the building lining the street, and by the time the last one exploded, SP was ready with a Roman candle. Holding the two-foot stick of 10 flaming charges, SP rained out colorful bursts of fire across the West Side Highway. Our source said the smile on SPs face was magnificent. Lighting one Roman candle with one already going, SP was in his element. The kids looked on in disbelief, and hoped that one day they too would have an adult youth flashback of the same proportion.

As the Guru was reaching into the box of M-80 to get his demolition side out, his cell phone began to ring, and he knew it was time. Looking at the phone he saw it was the Centurion, he answered saying he was right around the corner, and that he’d be home in a minute. But before he switch back to a late twentysomething pseudo adult he picked up the pizza and beer, thanked them for allowing him to part-take in the fun, and told them to be careful not to blow off their fingers or get caught. He took off towards home, but not before leaving four beers behind in exchange for a brief but needed adult flashback. As he turned the corner he could hear the lads picking up where he left off, the screams and whistles of the Saturn rockets brought another wide smile to his face, and for a moment he looked as though he was fifteen again.

July 4th

Ok here they are the pictures from the Fourth, posted on the Fifth.


The Delancey the setting for our Fourth of July celebration.


Mr. Ross in the house!


and debuting a one Ms. Danielle.


Things getting underway.


Elody and Laetitia in thought.


Who's this guy?


The old picture of a picture.


Don't mind if I do.


Here we go.


Gotcha Ya!


Elody and Damien. "Why is he taking pictures when we are not looking?"


Look at this crew.


From this picture, you'd think Elody and Laetitia were about to throw down.


"Brad I don't know if I trust him with the camera."


"Hey I'm totally sunburn, you should see it."


How cute.


"Brad maybe I can trust him."


Roommates represent!






The Works


The one handed self portrait, add in Caroline and Matt.


Walking home, Laetitia, Damien, and Claire. "Wouldn't it be funny if he feel over while walking backwards taking this picture?"


Electric Claire.

FACE/JOKES

Next week we will take a break from the faces, and just do jokes. The 4th of July pictures will be up towards the end of the day(forgot the camera at home).


FACE By: Lisa


FACE/JOKE By: Rich

A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot that overlooked a golf course. He drove by and noticed a couple inside with the interior dome light on.
In the driver’s seat there was a young man reading a computer magazine, while in the backseat was a young woman knitting. Recognizing this as unusual, the officer walked up to the driver’s window and tapped on the glass, asking the man his name and what exactly he was doing.

The man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, “My name is John and that’s my girlfriend in the back seat.”

“OK, so what are you doing?” asked the officer.

“What does it look like?” John answered. “I’m reading a magazine.”

Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer asked, “And what’s she doing?”

John looked over his shoulder and replied, “What does it look like? She’s knitting, sir.”

“And how old are you?” the officer asked John.

“I’m 25,” John replied.

“And how old is she?” asked the officer.

John looked at his watch and said, “Well sir, in 12 minutes she’ll be 18.”

JOKE By: Dave via Maxim Magazine


One day a mother is looking through her teenage son's bedroom and stumbles
across a hidden collection of S&M magazines.

Upset, she brings the stack of magazines to the boy's father. "Look at what I
found in Junior's room," she says. "I know boys will be boys, but this
clearly isn't healthy. We need to punish him somehow, maybe it'll set him
straight. What do you think we should do?"

The boy's father thinks a while, and says, "Well, I don't think you should
spank him."

JOKE By: Brad


Q: Why are redneck murders so hard for police to solve?

A: Because there are no teeth, and the DNA is all the same

JOKE By: Matt



A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. Halfway through their trip, the mother-in-law dies.

So the guy goes to an undertaker, who explains that they can ship the body home, but it'll cost $5,000, or they can bury her in the Holy Land for $150.

"We'll ship her home," says the son-in-law "Are you sure?" asks the undertaker. "That's an awfully big expense and I can assure you that we do a very nice burial here."

"Look," says the son-in-law, "two thousand years ago they buried a guy here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

JOKE By: Matt