Wild & Crazy

When I was driving all over the country a few years ago, I'd come upon billboards similar to the one below. The ironic things was, that as soon I saw one, I immediately became nervous of my surroundings. Just imagine the town meeting where someone stood up and said, "I know what we should do with that extra $600 in the budget."

LAWS

Law of Information: Simply ignore all detail provided, until a new agenda is established, then apply irrational understanding.

The Column

LES & Rock'n Roll-SP Pub Guru was most recently seen cross-town, blocks upon blocks from his beloved shire. Those on scene credit this to the Guru's love for rock music, while others believe it was $2 Red Stripes that lured him out of the shire. As the night began to take shape, or more likely as the Red Stripe went to his head, SP turned into "Rock and Roll all nite, party every day" mode. Somewhere between the fifth and sixth song, our spy reports, SP creep up to the stage, and climbed over a floor speaker. Once on stage he maintained control, and surprisingly didn't draw the attention of security that were busy standing around looking tough and needed. Suddenly as the second chorus began, SP dashed to the mic, hip-checking the lead singer, and broke into song. The band amazed at the sudden impulse, and that SP was singing in perfect tune continued to play the song. The crowd at this point started cheering, and rushed the stage in excitement. The Guru ran the stage like a pro, swing the mic around, fronting a strut that would have made Mick Jagger proud, and executing near perfect aerial splits. In all the commotion and stage antics, no one saw the lead singer planning his revenge for the viscous upstage. No one but our spy of course. The lead singer pulling himself out of a stairwell leading to the stage, grabbed a guitar from the rack, and made his way towards SP. Right as the Guru was finishing up the song, and carrying out his third aerial split, the singer delivered a crashing blow sending him soaring into the crowd. Shamelessly they divided, and SP landed face down in split position. Needless to say he knocked himself unconscious, and security was on him immediately. Our spy said he was dragged across the floor, as patrons praised him with cheers, and thrown out into the street. By the time our spy made it outside, SP had disappeared. His whereabouts are unknown at this point, but when are they not? Be on the look out, and if you see him give a deserved rocker devil horns salute.

FACE

Ok so not enough of you out there are sending in FACES. Just hit the START button on the lower left of your screen, then go to PROGRAMS, then ACCESSORIES, then PAINT. Once the paint program is open, let the creativity flow.



FACE By: Caroline


FACE By: Caroline


FACE By: Dave

Late comer Brad "Picasso" Ross

FACE By: Brad

Engagement Party Revisited

So Carla gave me her set of pictures, all 150 of them. These are a cross-section.


Mom & Ally, watch out now!


Marty and Catherine Milgrom, Matt's parents.



Oh wait, who are these handsome gentlemen?


1/2 of Daddy's little girls.


Bridal party love.


Mr. Ross & Ms. Caroline


"Is that so, Dave?"


Smith Family plus new member.


The joining of the parents.


Catherine, Doug, and Matt.


"I hope we win, please God let us win." 1 in a billion chance of riches provided by Dave.


Crew


Ally demonstrating her very sincerest hug.


t-minus 84 days!