The Column

**Departure** SP was seen leaving his shire domain early this morning and hailing a cab. Word has it he was headed for JFK, but no confirmation on that yet. SP has gone destination unknown. I'm sure he'll surface soon, but until then just be on the look out.

Jokes

With the new job, get your jokes in on Monday so I can put them up in the morning.


A man walks up to a woman and asks, “Would you sleep with me for $1,000,000?”

She quickly replies, “Yes.”

So then he asks, “Would you sleep with me for $20?”

Astounded by the question she says, “Of course not. What kind of woman do you think I am?”

He says, “Well we’ve already determined that. Now I’m just working on a price.”

By: Dave