FACE/JOKES

Next week we will take a break from the faces, and just do jokes. The 4th of July pictures will be up towards the end of the day(forgot the camera at home).


FACE By: Lisa


FACE/JOKE By: Rich

A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot that overlooked a golf course. He drove by and noticed a couple inside with the interior dome light on.
In the driver’s seat there was a young man reading a computer magazine, while in the backseat was a young woman knitting. Recognizing this as unusual, the officer walked up to the driver’s window and tapped on the glass, asking the man his name and what exactly he was doing.

The man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, “My name is John and that’s my girlfriend in the back seat.”

“OK, so what are you doing?” asked the officer.

“What does it look like?” John answered. “I’m reading a magazine.”

Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer asked, “And what’s she doing?”

John looked over his shoulder and replied, “What does it look like? She’s knitting, sir.”

“And how old are you?” the officer asked John.

“I’m 25,” John replied.

“And how old is she?” asked the officer.

John looked at his watch and said, “Well sir, in 12 minutes she’ll be 18.”

JOKE By: Dave via Maxim Magazine


One day a mother is looking through her teenage son's bedroom and stumbles
across a hidden collection of S&M magazines.

Upset, she brings the stack of magazines to the boy's father. "Look at what I
found in Junior's room," she says. "I know boys will be boys, but this
clearly isn't healthy. We need to punish him somehow, maybe it'll set him
straight. What do you think we should do?"

The boy's father thinks a while, and says, "Well, I don't think you should
spank him."

JOKE By: Brad


Q: Why are redneck murders so hard for police to solve?

A: Because there are no teeth, and the DNA is all the same

JOKE By: Matt



A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. Halfway through their trip, the mother-in-law dies.

So the guy goes to an undertaker, who explains that they can ship the body home, but it'll cost $5,000, or they can bury her in the Holy Land for $150.

"We'll ship her home," says the son-in-law "Are you sure?" asks the undertaker. "That's an awfully big expense and I can assure you that we do a very nice burial here."

"Look," says the son-in-law, "two thousand years ago they buried a guy here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

JOKE By: Matt