The Column

**Sighting** SP Pub Guru was seen parading around the NYU area this past week. Reports rang in after sightings at Bar 13, Cedar Tavern, The Slaughtered Lamb, and most recently The Village Tavern. He was seen with none other than NYC's bad boy of constant babble S7. Those close to the story said the two were getting a little out of control for a Wednesday night at Cedar Tavern. The two seem to be in some kind of deadlock argument over social security. The details were hard to decipher due to the constant running over of the each other's sentences. God knows why the two would be talking about such topics since one, they aren't eligible for another 39 years, and second the two will surely end up working right up to the grave. As things began to calm down, SP offered a newly print book on politics, the source declared, most likely something with a democratic swing. S7 graciously took the book, after gaining control of his eyes that had violently rolled into the back of his scull with the presentation of the book. The two then quickly paid their bill and disappeared. Moments later after the two separated, S7 was seen beating a local college student who was campaigning for an end to the war in Iraq while wearing an anti-Bush t-shirt. Our spy later confirmed that S7 circle back to apologize to the student, and offered him SP's precious democratic blah, blah book. He also gave his email address, to enable the student to send notes in order for S7 to fend off SP's undoubted inquires, as to his enjoyment of the precious novel.