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Allow him to re-introduce himself; his name is SP Pub to the Guru. That's right folks the shire loving manhattanite is back, and with the same old antics. The initial spotting was sometime around 8:30 last night when SP was seen leaving his domicile with crew in tow. Gully, S7, and Guru hit the streets with a mission. A quick pit stop for SP's best girl, The Centurion and her partner in crime M&M, and the group made a quick dash out of the shire, and were Chelsea bound. Mary Ann's was the destination, and a few cold ones was the objective. After a review of the menu all were ready to order, however, The Centurion, felt it important to re-read the menu for quite some time to ensure a successful dining experience. Others (Gully) just ordered blindly, only to regret it, and start in on the old, I should have order what you did routine. If the food took any longer to come, they might have just had us re-order off a breakfast menu...Mexican each meal is practically made of all the same ingredients what's to take so long? Anyway, while waiting The Centurion got called out by S7’s eagle eye for her tanning bed habits by her reddish glow (wasn't sunny today), and SP was ousted by best girl for his weekend activates that place him in a park across from the shire, and thus a prime target for Mr. Park security to issue him the unheard of late night trespass ticket, only you SP. Our spies over heard M&M cooking up some wild plans to be unleashed by The Centurion and W&C crew on the Hoboken area in the coming days so be on the look out. Stay tuned; SP was spotted early this morning boarding a train for Virginia, so God knows what will ensue.